My fellow Americans, come November we must choose to elect either a gay cactus or a lying unicorn.
Oh and both of them are the antichrist.
I beg to differ.


Evil robot nazi dictator or a hot gay idiot who is in seaforth.
Hmmmm….

My fellow Americans, come November we must choose to elect either a gay cactus or a lying unicorn.
Oh and both of them are the antichrist.
I beg to differ.


Evil robot nazi dictator or a hot gay idiot who is in seaforth.
Hmmmm….
I have my bow and arrows on this train.
I could def. just take it out and start shooting fuckers in the head and go all nutjob.
But I won’t.
‘Cause this is Canada.
We don’t put metal detectors or screenings in our train stations for your luggage because we TRUST YOU.
So no one dies today. Because i’m feeling patriotic/gracious.
Ohhhh, Canada.

“You pull back the curtain and look for the Wizard of Oz… there’s nobody home. Nothing is being planned. There is no plan.” - Elizabeth May
Fuck this shit. I’m so tired.
How am I supposed to keep fighting if the government keeps springing this shit on us. I’ve been fighting. I use ToR, anti-tracking add-ons for my browser, never save passwords, delete my browsing history every time I close my browser. I use Ad Blockers so my daily browsing isn’t recorded by third parties. And then my government can come in and say “Hey. You’re probably a CP watcher because you do this shit. So we’ve gotta watch you.”
No. I am not okay with that.
The reason i’ve taken these precautions, is because I have a RIGHT. I have a right to my own privacy, and the keeping of my own information. I don’t want a potential third party leaking my personal information to anyone. As much as I am against CP, I will NOT tolerate having my internet activity monitored, when I’ve never so much as gotten written up for a parking ticket.
Sure, take computers away from CPers. Monitor them.
But if you monitor me, I’m going to take action. I won’t take this fucking bullshit.
I will stand with my comrades, and I know they will stand with me when it comes to internet freedom. Fuck the governments who think they can get my ISP’s to monitor me. The day this place turns into a George Orwell novel, i’m done.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/john-ibbitson/tories-on-e-snooping-stand-with-us-or-with-the-child-pornographers/article2336889/?from=sec434
Things to help you hide from trackers:
Ad Block Plus
ToR
Privacy Suite
Ghostery
—Most of these are add-ons for browsers. I highly suggest installing and using them.
I’ll post pics and video later.
It was amazing.
After watching some more of Supernatural, I’ve realized that Canada would probably be the most supernatural-free place in the world. Mostly because in winter, we salt the fuck out of everything.
We could probably just tap a demon with our winter boots and they’d explode.

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Nooooo. We’re nooooot. We just have a lot of unused space. Mostly because it’s…well…unusable.mhmm gurl dont be lyin. CANADA=BIG SPACE OF EH?
basically thats how all of norhtern maine sees you.
literally. a kid moved here from canada and he was basically worshipped as a different species.

Okay. Let me tell you a little something about Canada.
We’re a HUGE fucking country, and relative to our size, we have a very small population. We have the most land-per-person in the world. This is mostly because the territories to the north have little to no chance at agriculture, or even good hunting because it’s mostly an ice-block. People do live there though, and while you may think that hunting seals is bad for business, it’s the way they’ve been living for centuries, using every single part of that seal or whatever animal they kill. They use it for blankets, they use it for oil, food, clothing…We’re resourceful. We may have a lot of space, but we’re here, and we use it to the best of our ability.
Let’s make a list of other awesome Canadian stuff.
1. Oil. We have a shit-ton of it.
2. Fresh water. We have the most in the world. The World.
3. In relation to the above two, they will make the US and other countries our BITCH in about 50-100 years from now. We’re just biding our time. We know this. You will rue the day you ever insulted a Canadian.
4. Zippers. Yeah. We made them.
5. Maple Syrup. The real stuff is fucking expensive, but hey, WE LEARNT HOW TO TAKE THE SAP FROM TREES AND MAKE IT FUCKING DELICIOUS. Now we make a shit-ton of money off of it.
6. Healthcare. Not really that special, but hey, it’s something else that the US doesn’t have that is fucking awesome, despite the wait times. And actually, if your case is severe enough, some doctors will still do house-calls.
7. We have a Queen, and we love her.
8. We didn’t start a war when we wanted to separate from Britain. We just asked nicely.
9. Our population is made entirely of foreigners, give or take maybe a few pure-blooded First Nations people(I don’t even know if there are any, or if they’ve all integrated with the european population…). Every foreigner that comes here is not a “British-Canadian” or “Japanese-Canadian”…they are simply Canadian.
10. David Reale. AKA: GLEN FUCKING COCO.
If we live in a wasteland of anything, it is a wasteland of pure fucking awesome.
